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VERNAL, Utah – A Utah man has been cited on a charge of disorderly conduct after paying for a disputed medical bill with 2,500 pennies.

The Deseret News of Salt Lake City reports Jason West went to Basin Clinic in Vernal on May 27 prepared to dispute an outstanding $25 bill.

Assistant Vernal Police Chief Keith Campbell says that after asking staff members whether they accepted cash, West dumped 2,500 pennies on the counter and demanded that staff count them.

Truly a biker Easter celebration.... Happy Easter!

This is the letter to Santa you wanted to write at least once when you were a kid....

We all know boobs can be dangerous. Women use them to get their way, and men are fools for them. Now, it seems, the danger has moved to a new level.

A report by Sunbeam Television says terrorists could begin hiding explosives in breast implants.

British spy satellites have apparently intercepted terrorist communications from Pakistan and Yemen, talking about women suicide bombers getting explosives put inside breast implants.

Former Houston FBI Director Don Clark said he believes U.S. Homeland Security is taking this threat very seriously.

Lock up yer daughters and hide the toy box!

If you want to put off corrupting your kids with motorcycle culture, keep them away from Barbie and her sidekick, Ken.

The iconic doll that has incarnations and accessories too numerous to count has a new identity to her portfolio—that of biker bitch.

Yep kids, Barbie and Ken are getting another makeover to keep them cool and up-to-date for 2010. The Harley-Davidson endorsed cycle couple now comes complete with biker leather, tattoos and, apparently, piercings.

This might be a direct link between smoking and human intelligence.

A Newark, New Jersey man found himself in critical condition after he accidentally lit himself on fire with a cigarette.

The unidentified man was reportedly cleaning motorcycle parts with gasoline, and unintentionally splashed himself with gasoline, authorities said in the report.

He then lit a cigarette and—poof! --accidentally lit himself on fire, according to Newark Fire Chief Michael Lalor. Lalor said relatives rushed over and put the flames out.

This is a for-real story, really!

Cable television’s Arts & Entertainment network is on a nationwide search for authentic and unique motorcycle clubs to feature on a new original real-life series.

The program producers say Bob Saget, star of America’s Funniest Home Videos and Full House and stand-up comedian, will host the show.

Specifically, the show wants to hitch a ride to Daytona Bike Week.

In Bavaria, if you ride, you apparently have to know where the drunks are.

A German court ruled on September 14, 2009, that a motorcyclist who collided with a drunken pedestrian during a beer fest shared blame for the accident because she should have expected the road to be full of partygoers.

The female biker, who was traveling at a legal speed of 25-31 miles-per-hour, hit an apparently inebriated man who was crossing the road against a red light during the Munich Oktoberfest beer festival that attracts millions of revelers every year.

Now we know why they call it High Street. Police in Millville, New Jersey have confirmed the odd-looking plants they pulled from a flower basket in September in Millville's business district were indeed marijuana plants.

The plants were discovered and reported by a passer-by. Police responded to the scene with a ladder and confiscated the 3-foot-tall plants, which were growing in a basket hanging from a lamppost.

Representatives of the city's parks and recreation department, which tends to the baskets, say they have no idea how the pot plants got there.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE...

Get ready to shell out more of your hard-earned cash for a cold one.

According to an August 25 report in The Wall Street Journal Anheuser-Busch InBev and MillerCoors plan to boost the price of their brew.

The increases will occur later this year and will cover "different price tiers," the according to an Anheuser-Busch spokesman.

"We do plan on taking prices up in the fall on the majority of our volume in the majority of the U.S.," Dave Peacock, president of Anheuser-Busch InBev's U.S. division, told the paper. "The environment is very favorable, we think."