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Yes, this sounds like something straight out of the Onion, but it appears to be the real deal. Toto Ltd., a Japanese toilet company, has apparently constructed a highly efficient motorcycle that runs on, well, excrement. The project, which has been ongoing since 2009 called "Toilet Bike Neo," made its debut on Thursday in a Fujisawa showroom.

Honestly, this is just too good to let pass.

We’re certainly all aware of the scandal surrounding the secret service and their recent hooker expedition in Cartagena, Columbia. What you might have missed is the ad created by Spirit Airlines capitalizing on the scandal.

Termed racy by some mainstream news outlets, the ad took advantage of the obvious opportunities the situation presented. After all, despite the seriousness of the questionable conduct of what is allegedly the cream of the crop in US law enforcement, it is a situation ripe for comedy.

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VERNAL, Utah – A Utah man has been cited on a charge of disorderly conduct after paying for a disputed medical bill with 2,500 pennies.

The Deseret News of Salt Lake City reports Jason West went to Basin Clinic in Vernal on May 27 prepared to dispute an outstanding $25 bill.

Assistant Vernal Police Chief Keith Campbell says that after asking staff members whether they accepted cash, West dumped 2,500 pennies on the counter and demanded that staff count them.

Truly a biker Easter celebration.... Happy Easter!

This is the letter to Santa you wanted to write at least once when you were a kid....

We all know boobs can be dangerous. Women use them to get their way, and men are fools for them. Now, it seems, the danger has moved to a new level.

A report by Sunbeam Television says terrorists could begin hiding explosives in breast implants.

British spy satellites have apparently intercepted terrorist communications from Pakistan and Yemen, talking about women suicide bombers getting explosives put inside breast implants.

Former Houston FBI Director Don Clark said he believes U.S. Homeland Security is taking this threat very seriously.

Lock up yer daughters and hide the toy box!

If you want to put off corrupting your kids with motorcycle culture, keep them away from Barbie and her sidekick, Ken.

The iconic doll that has incarnations and accessories too numerous to count has a new identity to her portfolio—that of biker bitch.

Yep kids, Barbie and Ken are getting another makeover to keep them cool and up-to-date for 2010. The Harley-Davidson endorsed cycle couple now comes complete with biker leather, tattoos and, apparently, piercings.

This might be a direct link between smoking and human intelligence.

A Newark, New Jersey man found himself in critical condition after he accidentally lit himself on fire with a cigarette.

The unidentified man was reportedly cleaning motorcycle parts with gasoline, and unintentionally splashed himself with gasoline, authorities said in the report.

He then lit a cigarette and—poof! --accidentally lit himself on fire, according to Newark Fire Chief Michael Lalor. Lalor said relatives rushed over and put the flames out.

This is a for-real story, really!

Cable television’s Arts & Entertainment network is on a nationwide search for authentic and unique motorcycle clubs to feature on a new original real-life series.

The program producers say Bob Saget, star of America’s Funniest Home Videos and Full House and stand-up comedian, will host the show.

Specifically, the show wants to hitch a ride to Daytona Bike Week.

In Bavaria, if you ride, you apparently have to know where the drunks are.

A German court ruled on September 14, 2009, that a motorcyclist who collided with a drunken pedestrian during a beer fest shared blame for the accident because she should have expected the road to be full of partygoers.

The female biker, who was traveling at a legal speed of 25-31 miles-per-hour, hit an apparently inebriated man who was crossing the road against a red light during the Munich Oktoberfest beer festival that attracts millions of revelers every year.