HOW SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU

This might be a direct link between smoking and human intelligence.

A Newark, New Jersey man found himself in critical condition after he accidentally lit himself on fire with a cigarette.

The unidentified man was reportedly cleaning motorcycle parts with gasoline, and unintentionally splashed himself with gasoline, authorities said in the report.

He then lit a cigarette and—poof! --accidentally lit himself on fire, according to Newark Fire Chief Michael Lalor. Lalor said relatives rushed over and put the flames out.

The incident occurred at 7:57 p.m. at a residence on 14th Avenue near South 19th Street in Newark.

The “smoking” man suffered second and third degree burns to his fingers, arms, legs and stomach and remains hospitalized at the burn center at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey.

The moral of the story: Smoking might not kill you fast, but it will fuck you up.